Blatant Schill so You Can Win Some Crap

"Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig" (AndySheehan-StreetsideStig) 06/17/2014 at 14:09 • Filed to: None

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So here's the story:

We're giving away a Biocide Systems Quick Release Odor Eliminator (actually called a Biocide Systems Auto Shocker, but I don't want to be the guy on the internet trying to push something called an Auto Shocker) in exchange for a blog comment about a stanky car.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! the blog post, including my review of the stuff, which worked far better than I thought it would on my musty old wagon. There's even a stupid video of me showing you how to use it so you can make fun of my hair or the peeling clearcoat on the wagon.

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Just get your comments on the blog by 5 central tomorrow night, and hopefully we'll pick one of you. I'd rather give it to an Opponaut than some 400 lb, jobless bath salts addict who spends his days scrounging after #giveaway or #freestuff hashtags...and isn't an Opponaut.

Plus, only one person has commented, and it's my old boss, and we don't want to give it to him.

BONUS: @StreetsideAuto is also giving away one for the 10th retweet of our last tweet, and we're currently at 6, so you can do that, too.

BONUS BONUS: We're going to be running this stuff all week on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , too , so feel free to keep your eyes open.

505Turbeaux > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 06/17/2014 at 14:22

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How dirty could the story be...this was my winner of the Oppo "Batshit Babaes" contest, as well as a star of the "Worst insult about your car". It would work great with a short rewrite "

I got alot of love, but some shit for my Roadmaster Estate. I had sex with a girl in it, met her at a bar where she was getting takeout, and she stuffed a bunch of sauteed onions from her sandwich into the pockets of my jacket while I was nailing her (I was unaware until the following day). I dropped her off at her car and she was getting out, she told me my car made me look like an old man, and she wouldnt give me her number because of it, even though she complimented the sex. Bad enough, but it took me a week and a detail to get that onion stank out of there. Double whammy. Onions, why onions? I feel like that was the biggest part of the insult"

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2014 at 15:16

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Well, I'm not going to disqualify it, but it has to be on the blog.

505Turbeaux > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 06/17/2014 at 15:17

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oh I know, just making sure it was safe enough. Cool, thanks